My cat

My cat, cool cat... good cat, pussy cat!
When I see her walkin makes no sense to me
my cat is everywhere we watch her on TV
my cat is amazing she can play the guitar 
she may not be an actress, but she's a pussy superstar!
My cat is everywhere sees what she can see
she may not be an actress: she acts atrociously!
My cat isn't crazy she's everything to me 
my cat burns the bible and she thinks it's so funny!
she isn't very good, she isn't very smart, 
she may not be Picasso but she is a work of art...
My cat is handsome she can play the guitar she can break my arm in seven places
she can eat a whole watermelon... my cat... my lovely cat!